The Onion on Dave

By Waldo Jaquith
Madison, Wisconsin satirical weekly The Onion has a very funny piece about Dave Matthews in their latest issue. "Dave Matthews Not That Into Himself Anymore" features a faux interview with Dave, in which he laments that while he "used to be a hardcore Dave Matthews fan," he now feels awkward around "kids in their Dave Matthews phase," because he "just isn't where [he's] coming from anymore." "I used to talk for hours about my music or spend a whole night in a DMB chatroom...but now, the people at the shows seem like such geeks." He's considering checking himself out at Farm Aid. Thanks to Chris T. for the tip.